I do not understand how people get so far behind in schoolwork, is it really so hard to just do your work when you’re given it?
|Step Mom:||Our Server was checking you out, Haley.|
|Me:||Uh, that's nice.|
|Step Mom:||What, you don't think he's cute?|
|Dad:||She's Gay Tammy.|
|Step-Mom:||Well whats so good about eating Pussy?|
|Dad:||Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.|
|(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)|
|Me:||You said Pussy like 5 times . . .|
|Dad:||8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.|
Thank you, Matt! - (1/?)
Matt Smith, The Eleventh Doctor.
1 January 2010 - Until the end of time.
And then there’s Eleven:
His legs, though.
OKAY WOWIE YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO WATCH THIS BECAUSE PANTENE DID A COMMERCIAL ABOUT HOW SHIT LABELS AGAINST WOMEN ARE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT WOWIE
The girlfriend experience
> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.
> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.
It’s too adorable not to reblog again.
This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.